Dear Anonymous, 
M-masturbation? I-I’m afraid I don’t know what that is, but it sounds like a disease or something…
Sincerely,
-Ron DeLite
Dear Anonymous,
A… a trap? I don’t know what that means, or at least, I don’t think I do…
B-but Mask*DeMasque is a good guy! He— I mean, I would never trap anyone! Unless they were doing something wrong…
Sincerely,
- Ron DeLite
“Well I was trying to avoid trademark infringement, but since you took it there…”
“Ja, that. That hair looks…vaguely familiar. I always thought it looked cute on girls though.”
“Or in your case, I guess you’re the first—”
Guy? Yeah..we’ll go with that.
“—guy, to pull it off.”
Oh… erm, th-thank you for the compliment. I don’t receive too many of those nowadays, so it’s a welcome change…
-mumblemumble-
Dear Mr. Gavin,
Stat Wars…? I’m afraid I don’t know what that is. 
Unless you’re talking about Star Wars… Not that I’m implying that you made a mistake…
Sincerely,
- Ron DeLite
Dear Anonymous,
P-princess…? I… I don’t know if that’s meant to be hurtful, but… 
I’M A MAAAAAAN!
…
Sincerely,
- Ron DeLite
Dear Anonymous,
I-I don’t know if I’m much of a “family man”…
But I’m at home right now, with Dessie beside me… and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Sincerely,
- Ron DeLite
Dear Anonymous,
Cinnamon buns…? I don’t understand. I don’t go around with food on my head.
…
O-oh… I get it. You mistook my hair for cinnamon buns… I can see where you’d be confused; my hair is rather curly.
B-but I can assure you, I don’t wear food on my head!
Sincerely,
- Ron DeLite
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Hm… well, we dated for about a year, I think, before we decided to get married… .gif)
Of course, she was the one to pop the question…
I was much too shy to do it myself…
U-uhm… who are you…? You’re not Dessie…
B-but I guess… it’d be okay…
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS HUG FROM MEEEE!
You’re welcome.
I will, of course, consider your offer.
Although I don’t see how stealing can benefit me in any way…
Well, you need money to pay for all those burgers, don’t you…?
I-I know it isn’t the most honest profession, and believe me, I don’t really like stealing…
BUT I’D DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU! PLEASE BELIEVE MEEEEEE!
